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Old Apr 19, 2006, 02:37 AM // 02:37   #3661
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*cuts off Guillaume De Sonoma's fingers one by one*
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Old Apr 19, 2006, 05:12 AM // 05:12   #3662
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*Toss each of Guillaume De Sonoma's fingers in the pickling jar*
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Old Apr 19, 2006, 06:14 AM // 06:14   #3663
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*wakes up*
*eats things out of the pickling jar*
*drinks some coffee*
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Old Apr 19, 2006, 06:16 AM // 06:16   #3664
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*Put The undead Mesmer in a sleeper hold*
*Drop him over to the corner*
*Sit down and go to sleep*
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Old Apr 19, 2006, 06:28 AM // 06:28   #3665
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*dies*
*re-appears*
*shrugs*
*drags a Chinese Murderer into the temple*
Chinese Murderer: "Shou Ching Wang Sa-"
*magic smoke*
Pythia: "Blablablablablabla, blabla!"
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Old Apr 19, 2006, 07:11 AM // 07:11   #3666
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*shakes head as he draws several uzis from his coat*
*continues shaking his head as he shoots all around him*
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Old Apr 19, 2006, 12:37 PM // 12:37   #3667
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*Stands behind heist so he doesnt get shot, sips beer*
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Old Apr 19, 2006, 01:02 PM // 13:02   #3668
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*sips beer
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Old Apr 19, 2006, 01:29 PM // 13:29   #3669
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*shoots pwnd in the back*

"i'm back here too"
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Old Apr 19, 2006, 02:26 PM // 14:26   #3670
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*hands pwned a band aid*

*walks up behind heist and clubs him with a barstool*

*takes darks gun and puts in a clip of tranqualizer darts*

*shoots dark in the ass with the tranq dart*

*dark falls unconcious and slips to the floor in a heap*
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Old Apr 19, 2006, 02:43 PM // 14:43   #3671
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*wakes up*
*Shoots everybody in the head*
*laughs*
*dies*
*is reborn*
*Drinks 1000000 gallons of coffee*
*becomes hyperactive*
*races around the bar with lightning speed*
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Old Apr 19, 2006, 03:29 PM // 15:29   #3672
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*Walk back to the bar with King Symeon's dead body*
*Riddle the bar with armor piercing rounds from my P90*
*Chuck in some flash grenades and thermal grenades*
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Old Apr 19, 2006, 03:40 PM // 15:40   #3673
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*is reborn*
*grabs a baseball bat and hits Murder in China on the head 100 times*
*whips Murder in China 1337 times and sweeps up the blood with a mop*
*throws the bloody mop at Doc Holliday's face*
*gets a chainsaw from the store cupboard*
*berserk*
*runs around the room ripping up everybody that happens to come in my way*
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Old Apr 19, 2006, 03:53 PM // 15:53   #3674
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*wipes blood off face*

*whips out 2 .44 magnums and shoots out symeons kneecaps*

*"You just dont throw blood in someones face, thats not cool!"*

*tosses symeon some gauze and tells him to walk it off*

*sips beer*
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Old Apr 19, 2006, 04:14 PM // 16:14   #3675
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*Laugh as King Symeon was wasting his energy on a fake*
*Explode the fake, killing everyone in a 40 feet radius*
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Old Apr 19, 2006, 04:17 PM // 16:17   #3676
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*shoots Murder In China in the back of the head*

"he who laughs last laughs the hardest"
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Old Apr 19, 2006, 04:22 PM // 16:22   #3677
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This isn't 7-Eleven....
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Old Apr 19, 2006, 05:59 PM // 17:59   #3678
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Quote:
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*shoots Murder In China in the back of the head*

"he who laughs last laughs the hardest"
"Too bad you keep killing my dopplegangers!"
*Explode the doppleganger close to darkdragon99, killing him*
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Old Apr 19, 2006, 06:09 PM // 18:09   #3679
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*ponders*
*slows down*
*shoots China again*
*unleashes Saruman and the gang*
*giggles*
*GIMME a job*
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Old Apr 19, 2006, 06:47 PM // 18:47   #3680
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*oh no.. he is here again*

*I AM CORNHOLIO*

*are you threatening me!!@!*

undead you can be the security guard here... but no pay. We're too cheap to pay you! But you get the shinning handcuff and pointy stick.
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